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An airport is a holding pen for human cattle about to board an airplane.

An exception is made for people who are travelling business class or who have a high status in an airline’s frequent flier program. These people are treated like humans and allowed to wait in special lounges that have nice chairs, fancy, shmancy snacks, and booze.

These lounges allow those people whom airlines consider to be normal humans to separate themselves from the human cattle so as to not risk being infected with any human-bovine diseases.

Airports also serve cargo planes. I don’t know how the cargo is treated, but I wouldn’t be surprised if putting myself in an insulated box with a supply of food and air would offer a roomier, more enjoyable flying experience than flying cattle class (aka economy class) on a passenger plane.

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