An amateur is an exceptionally self-centered auteur. (Note the addition of an “am,” which is in the first person, and the dropping of one u.) The Words Project has not yet gotten around to defining auteur, so we’ll say no more about amateur at this point.
Never fear. When we do define auteur, in the extremely unlikely event that we remember to do so, we’ll come back here and fill in the definition of amateur appropriately.
Or not. You’re probably the only person who will ever read this so, really, who cares? You’re not that important. Get over it.